TWO co-workers who have been secretly sleeping together have admitted that the passion is not really surviving Zoom.
TEENAGERS about to start university are developing absurd new personalities in an attempt to seem interesting.
BORIS Johnson’s incessant flow of bullsh*t is perfect for Brexit negotiations, it has been claimed.
PREDATOR is set to continue its unbroken run of winning every film prize since 1988.
BERLIN will return thousands of hipsters when Britain leaves the EU, it has emerged.
THERESA May has been told that yesterday's speech was great fun but she now needs to announce the real Brexit plan.
A WOMAN with a chaotic personal life and a history of believing in total nonsense is now being paid to give people advice, shocked friends have revealed.
Dear Holly, Can you help me come up with an insult that is more accessible to the ignorant underclasses? Yours, Boris
If Brexit happens the British people will no longer have access to Nutella or Toblerone or Ferrero Rocher, which would be nothing short of a CATASTROPHE.
“After about nine months there is an intense searing pain in my crotch and, weirdly, I hear a baby crying.”
I’m in the shit. I need an excuse, and quick, can you help? Yours, Sir John Chilcot
Dear Holly,The other day I got involved in an exchange of? words with a taxi driver and only later did I think of something funny? to say, but by then it was too late.